The Fox Does Demark!

Isn’t this the cutest little banner? The boys in Copenhagen are doing The Fox proud! So as you can tell I am off to Denmark on Wednesday for The New Burlesque Festival which is showing on Friday and Saturday AND seems to be SOLD OUT! Beautiful!!! Now another thing that makes The Fox just ecstatic is the fact that the government of Denmark is actually funding this festival and has made it possible for me to attend. This is shocking to me…I mean, if I applied for a grant to mount a show of crazy cross dressing strippers and dragqueen djs I might be turned over to the NSA for terroristic art that is ruining the youth of tomorrow! I think that the good ol’ US of A could learn a few things from the Scandahoovians…they think that arts can employ people as well as McDonalds! As I have said before, a bunch of artists would be able to employ more people on $100,000 than any corporation I know, AND would make untold folx of the general public happy and hot and bothered all at the same time! The Scandahoovians seem to get this, why can’t Americans? I am just sayin’…