BURLESQUE FOR BACHMANN

Ya know, I been thinkin’…Michelle Bachmann is a fellow Minnesotan…we are fellow celebrities…we should be friends…lordy knows that I have used more than enough of this woman’s material (the things morons will say)…she is an inspiration to The Fox, she is a provider of choice verbiage, she gives me a reason to live, to try to reclaim our states good name, she makes my blood boil…and she almost
But, I digress…
I tried to friend Michelle Bachmann on FaceBook. I couldn’t find her! Isn’t that odd? I mean, seriously, really, Republican Representative Michelle Bachmann doesn’t have a FB page? Was she too popular? Didn’t really want to deal with the rabble? I wanted to leave a message on her wall, like saying something like “Chill out woman!” You can’t be friends with someone when all you can do is click on the “like” button! I can’t tell her that she is making an ass of herself and she should save herself the embarrassment and stop right now.  How am I supposed to tell my friend, Michelle Bachmann, that she is CRAZY and needs help and just to tide her over, here is that bong hit she so desperately needs!
makes up for the loss of GeeDub and his famous lack of vocabulary…with the help of Palin the gulf might been spanned…